Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Fear Me Beasts Of The Wild!!!


My first big game hunt was a smashing success. I snared this unsuspecting giraffe in a basket I wove from dried banana leaves whilst gathered round a fire, listening to the creation stories of the Hunka-Pupu Bush Tribe people (in their native language). Giraffe jerky for all!

Friday, January 20, 2012

One Day, They Shall Pay (part 2)

Tis I, the Mongolian Snow Monkey! As you can see, Mother and the Buffoon stuffed me into some sort of eskimo suit and then risked my very life by forcing me to slide around on a strange plastic contraption. Their shame knows no bounds!
Seriously friends, why has no one called Child Protective Services yet?